so I wok up n lyk omg nobuddy heerrr!!!!! iz lik or so i hurr i thunk ryaray hem tole me that form hem cuchlural anthripillizy cluss.
ne way umm wher day all uz u ask? dey all at home. iz make meso sad bikkus dey haz rel homes i rimemburred nnow. me i amost furget bout rill homes.
omg sumtymes i fill lyk im n dantes 9ht curcle cuz da payn is so deep n im so empty. i wan my kidds bakks!!! wher ma lyfe turn into?? iz nutting without u. mayb im stil recubbering furm dem fungussz dey grewd in me. omg if u cum bakk now im not evun mad bout da fngus okaY/??
but fur rellz yall i got da bess sleuup everr!! i go sleep dey befro day all leev n summn kepp me sleeps! i tink i had sum howurk to do fur admish bilding. i hoep dey no still my propspi! I want so bad get hem durnk an sitfaced! lol an tayk hem to gud curses n showz of coruse~!
so i thunk bowt seein moovies i saw hortono he hurr da whooz it was soo greayt i wundur if it wins oxscarz??? u tell me i don kno. i tink hortono he winz best akktur no dowt. hem so talunted.
why demm film stoodunts dey no put me in dey fulms?? i wan win uskurz won day two!! juss lyek hortono. sept i no FATS lyke hem omg u see hez wayst?? probly 800 hem he gots so big fur da part. i no need i grayt way i am im be a star areddy i cn fell it.
cann wayt for my sutdents dey do howmwurk?? NO porbally not OMG I LUVV UUUUUU!!!!! I rmemmbr now how much i hayyt me home frundzz, lyk dey bilt same time purrd but dey no get me!!! my shingles dyed green an now i chayngd purson!!!!
omg uzz SO COLED dud yu hurr?? y firr cunt cum now!!! i muss yo firey flums n stuf but suryuzly em so coled. i wan bouyfrund he no mayke coled hem he iz hugz me. don mayk sad or crie luvz!!! be STORNG!!!
omg u hurr bout storng?? she so lezzie. iz kyna hot id do her. but omg wye all \she purties gets busdet! iz sdz for hurr i gess but she lezzie she cunt no how have guud tyme. she lyke me u tinks.?
heart heart xoxo
olivz
6 comments:
omg livz u so iwll win oskar EVRY1 WILL HEAR U DEN.
u r numba 1 in mah hert.
tanks hortono!!! omg u wudd b in ma howse. u evur went too skoolz?? me i ded. wuts nekst fur you????
Excuse me Olivia Newton Josselyn. I am insulted by your negative portrayal of lesbians in your blog.
me? dinno, posbly i move to ayshuh they am love me theyr. n i be big sturr.
no hortono! we need u? yes!
omg ez yu storng? u bich, why u alwaes takk on my blaag. maebe i rugellate coments u tink so? kwit maykin staytments hobug.
qso um i freaking love your posts and think you should write more.
kthanks.
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