Wednesday, March 19, 2008

...wher yu iz???

OMG BESS SLEP EVRRURR!!!!!!

so I wok up n lyk omg nobuddy heerrr!!!!! iz lik or so i hurr i thunk ryaray hem tole me that form hem cuchlural anthripillizy cluss.

ne way umm wher day all uz u ask? dey all at home. iz make meso sad bikkus dey haz rel homes i rimemburred nnow. me i amost furget bout rill homes.

omg sumtymes i fill lyk im n dantes 9ht curcle cuz da payn is so deep n im so empty. i wan my kidds bakks!!! wher ma lyfe turn into?? iz nutting without u. mayb im stil recubbering furm dem fungussz dey grewd in me. omg if u cum bakk now im not evun mad bout da fngus okaY/??

but fur rellz yall i got da bess sleuup everr!! i go sleep dey befro day all leev n summn kepp me sleeps! i tink i had sum howurk to do fur admish bilding. i hoep dey no still my propspi! I want so bad get hem durnk an sitfaced! lol an tayk hem to gud curses n showz of coruse~!

so i thunk bowt seein moovies i saw hortono he hurr da whooz it was soo greayt i wundur if it wins oxscarz??? u tell me i don kno. i tink hortono he winz best akktur no dowt. hem so talunted.



why demm film stoodunts dey no put me in dey fulms?? i wan win uskurz won day two!! juss lyek hortono. sept i no FATS lyke hem omg u see hez wayst?? probly 800 hem he gots so big fur da part. i no need i grayt way i am im be a star areddy i cn fell it.



cann wayt for my sutdents dey do howmwurk?? NO porbally not OMG I LUVV UUUUUU!!!!! I rmemmbr now how much i hayyt me home frundzz, lyk dey bilt same time purrd but dey no get me!!! my shingles dyed green an now i chayngd purson!!!!

omg uzz SO COLED dud yu hurr?? y firr cunt cum now!!! i muss yo firey flums n stuf but suryuzly em so coled. i wan bouyfrund he no mayke coled hem he iz hugz me. don mayk sad or crie luvz!!! be STORNG!!!

omg u hurr bout storng?? she so lezzie. iz kyna hot id do her. but omg wye all \she purties gets busdet! iz sdz for hurr i gess but she lezzie she cunt no how have guud tyme. she lyke me u tinks.?

heart heart xoxo

olivz

Monday, March 3, 2008

DEY BE LUVIN IT

omg sumtin gru n me. so manz funky fungi n alyunz w no grene crds. y dey no speek da inglish but eetin da fungyunz fo breffast luch an dinnr.

mah pour babey dr lala he brokked lst nite ppeepz b so drunkn mean 2 hem.

all ma livin insidres ar stull feelin the sikkrz, so wyy they got sooo drugs. i tell u wy: 2 much werk.

soon every1 leave n i b cold w/ no heet.

so JELOUSE dey bild iglue, y i no good enuff haus 4 u??? i no small room enuff 2 drug???!! u need icy cold hause on mah beach NO MAKE SENCE!!

i luvs dem kidz dey brokkid it n i no is cuz dey care cuz dey live here all da tyme. i luff dey play hause cuz da resta da kidz dey nogo dere onlee little kidz n is full of insex make me fele so clean~!!

wut else we haff in comin?? everyting smell lyke da drugs!! me use to hayte. make herd 2 do werk. kinda leik it now...



davey he tel me no do so much but he no luff me no mo so is ok. n also izso cool wenn me n ray we danz in mayyn lyek we has no senses.

i luff da funyuns in ma machines cnt wayt 4 vkard swypes.

heart heart xoxo
olivs

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

ONLEE 2 DAYZ

dere r onlee 2 dayz left 2 vote so u beter do it.

im so glad u tink dat bourksture is creeperz 2.

i haff been so buzy lately no ty-me 2 right n hre i proms dat soon i rite agayn.

hert heart xoxo
olivs

Saturday, February 16, 2008

NORA VIRUS????

OMG I DINK I HAFF DA NORA VIRUS I HERR iS GONG AROUND N DADS Y I SICK

PHUCK U NORA

DAVEY HE ATES HIS MARIST FRIENDS CAKE N I THINK HE GET SICK!

U SEE BARD?? MAH MAIN MAN HE KICK A BARD KID N DA FAYCE. OMG U GOTS TA BE CAREFUL DOSE BARD KIDZ DEY DANGERUS. (KCIK M IF U SEE EM!!)

da gurltaco he crazy n so hott n so many wayz!!! so drunky want da beer all da time but so sxxxxyy. N HE PLAY DA JUICY LAST N WE LUV DA JUICY N DA BIGGIE SO MUCH.

ME GET THER SOOO EARLY BUT DA LINE VAS SOOO SOOO LAWNNGGG. n insayed lyke sardinez.

IM SO POPS NOW. I HAFF DA 13 READERS! LOOK DEY VOTED>

ILY MAH PEEPS!!~~@111

i stll haf da fun see ya l8er

heart heart xoxo
olivz

Thursday, February 14, 2008

xhappy balentinez bayQQQ

OMG so evn doh im sikkn en stuff, dayvey he brut me flowrz. n choklit. n all i did wuz throw up de choklitt and da peeps on ma icy beach. so sadz.


WURST BALENTIME'S DAY EBER.

WURNINGWURNING JEW!! tmro ur day! n I do't purdict seven sins!

omg u watch proj?? I hatez Rami, he so arrgorant. n fugly clohths. he maeks.

kk so if gurltaco isn best prefrumance ever i will roll ova n show u a side of olivz u neva seen r thaut existed. i'ma be scary. cuz i will pyook on dance flo to see hm. cuzz he hota than mah feeva. i hope he don't give me more feeva.

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olivz(is on hur last feet)((or house risers))(((or foundashun stons)))

WUT I TELL U!!

omg guyz. im relly sick i keep throwin up mah peeps in da street.

my tummy n brian is lyke on fiya!!

i kindsa liek da davey agin cuz he help mah peeps like da refewgee campz n sohmalya.

sooo nice.

i wan ginga ale n toazt w jam!!

i wan caretaykas n a hopsifcle gownnn w sik snoflakes cuz dey make mee feel coola wen im on da feeva.

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olivz


bs i was soooo sikk i almost forgot 2 sine mah nam!!!

STOP TRYNA KILL ME!!

k so i no sum of u don lyke me but do u haff 2 try 2 burn me ERRY DAY?!??!

imma get sick from all da hot/cold/hot/cold n mah lungs dey no leik da smoke n mah eers dey no lyik da noise is sooo loud!!

kthnx

heart heart xoxo
olivz

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

i is meeeelllllttttiiiiinnnnggg

i is melting lyke da tuna melt.

so mch watur i hpe i no drownnN!!!!~11

is liek i melting n den drwoning in mah melt.

OMG wut if i flowt away!! i tink i wud miss ownlee ray ray.

wud u miss me???/

heart heart xoxo
olivz

Monday, February 11, 2008

sikeze?

omg so i jus hurd summa ma baybez iz sikz o ma gad! o no! iz many? iz few? i dunno but i hop not so meny will stae bikkause i dun wanne get sikkz i gott classis tomaro!

if i get sikx, jew can tayk notez? hi has rlly gwd handraitun.

i am so trd but i cnt slp beecuz iz so cold out! sum1 sut me on frrr agen so icud b warmd up! ok tnks.

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olivs

Sunday, February 10, 2008

i tole u im hawt

OMG SUM1 JUS SET ME ON FIRE ! ! ! ! !!!


it was soooo hawt, but at leest i was not relly cold lyke thos suckas who hadda wayt outsyde!!!!

heart heart xoxo
olviz

jus stop, plz

so da snow, why kint it mayke up it's mined. iz leik "OMG I KIN SNOW NOW!!! O WAIT NVM"

if u r gon snow, u beta snow. dats wut i alwys sai.

o n thnx 4 pyooking in 2 noyezy last nyte n not 2 much in me!!!

heart heart xoxo
olivs

Saturday, February 9, 2008

more party

ogm i here der is brthday parrty n me 2nite.

y no 1 invite me??? u no lyke me?? i now ray ray luv me at leest.

i hpe u no drikn 2 much 2 nite i feel bad 4 mah mane man he drikn 2 much yesturdai.

g2g i stll 2 tried from da xdress.

heart heart xoxo
olivz

Friday, February 8, 2008

u ok ray ray?

soh i jus seez da ambulaynce da frontta ray ray. i hpez u ok, idk wut hapend.

heart heart xoxo
olivz

da bikstir b cimin! das bikstri b cuimin!

omg so i herd a/b there gonna moove bookstre to da street but i kin getta woot woot?

i dun think so becuz he be lyke starin at ma butt nowz.

omg so groooooss he so creeeeeeps. he is da only strayt guy hear offish.

sumbudy tell mista rockafella he so stoopid. y he dress all smart n sutff?? it ridciluzz! u pay alot money 4 loko poor, pya less 4 look rich. OMGDUZZZZZ!!!!

so mnay peeps is gottin sick in ma belly. i say stop b4 i pyook big. who watn see mah pyook??? nasty! !

it time 4 more audisions fr parts n da playz. and dis meen mo' heartbruckkkz. das so ssaadzzz !!!!

but iz kk dough becuz if u don git it u cudd just do tshirts adn roller blaydz fro make profitt.

heart heart xoxo
olivz

da wish lyst

so i has da showers 1st bit y i no have da water fowntins? i so jelouse of da othre hauses.

sumtimez i git so thursty, wut kin i drink ??!

i has no moneys so i kinnot use da mashine.

n even if dey get da kard 4 da mashines, davey he tuk ma vcard last yr.

is ok dough b/c if dey get da kard 4 da mashines i no dat jew, he let me borrow his b/c we so close.

heart heart xoxo
olivz

Thursday, February 7, 2008

time 4 vacay

yesturday i go 2 chicagz 4 vacay.

i has to cross beach was so far.

when i get derr i no understand languge like tower of babbell.

DEN i findz out dat davey no leaf me only 4 fayce sugary bt he leaf beecuz he WID RAY RAY.

dey 2geths!!!! dis skool 2 gay 4 me.

i no hear ne noyez .dey be real quite !!

heart heart xoxo
olivs

jew stop sinniinn

i thawt i lyke jew but den i lerned.

jew sin 2 mchez. all sevs!!!

me jus got hevs an hell-- n hell, i goez 2 hevs!!

jew, it so sloth n nnekkid n eat 2 mch. u see da trash? iz full of de bear n da macncheezy.

g 2 g chillz w mah mane man (u x'dressin 4 2 morrs!!! i iz hellz yeah)

heart heart xoxo
olivz

:( we brekked up

oh noez. but i luvs him. next yr he leaf me 4 bettr fayce. he getz the plastik sugary all ovvs.

i gess iz 4 beest. i sck uf all his drk grlies on mah beach.

he make me tuch hz staires 4 stoopid reszons.

hiz stayres dey was fixed alreddys. tuk 2 lawgn, i vas loneely by,maiself.

idk but hem i luvs. is gon be rl haerd.

dave n i was sposed 2 be togetha 4 eva he toles me erry nite.

oh wells. ray he kindaa cuyte 2. n also dat jew.



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olivs

u here me now

omg mai 1st post. helu wurld!!!!

madz iz badz cus dey no lissen 2 me hause. maybz 2 much noyes????? lolz ma peeps is kikkin wit laffter.

omg u here bout nekkid grl in me?

y u no weae cloths n drnk 2 much. iz tired sumtimez.

hoos stufell gunna clen ur pyook?

heart heart xoxo
olivz